Alright.  I understand that I'm no beauty queen.  I know I'm not that aesthetically pleasing.  but that doesn't mean that I'm okay with the idea of being single.  I've got a good personality, and I find myself to be a loveable person.  But, alas, I have no one.  Which brings me to the next part of this little show.

I can not count the number of times a guy has hung out with me for a little, joked around, all that fun stuff, just to ask me if I think my friend would be interested in them.  ....What?!  If you're interested in her, then why aren't you hanging out with her?!  Don't use me as a mole!  I don't like to dig around in holes searching for information!  I really don't! 

How would you like it if some hot girl struck up a conversation with you just to say "So......do you think your best friend likes me?  Could you find out?".  How would you like it if that happened on an almost daily basis? 

Maybe I just need to find some ugly friends.  What is it about me?  Is it the hair?  The tattoos? The sarcasm? The curves?  It's the freckles, isn't it?  Curses.