To the owner of the Maroon Corsica

That is my fucking parking place.  Move your ugly ass car before I move it for you.  How, you ask?  Well, first, I'll hijack the bulldozer down the street, and not so gently drag your wheels back down the road, across the grass, and into the creek.  Did you not see the spray-painted brackets proclaiming that spot the property of 111?  No?  Then maybe I'll have the beat your head into it so you'll be able to see it properly.  You're probably there visiting Helen, aren't you?  You and that crusty old bitch can both lick my balls.

XOXO

Karrie